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Sunday, July 15th, 2007
10:11 pm
Some months ago my wholesome chum and I decided to attend a seemingly wholesome and reputable Science Fiction Convention. However, we've seen from the programme that the organisers are planning to subjct their audience to all manner of disgusting filth and depravity

What should we do?Collapse )

Current Mood: shocked
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
7:29 pm
A call to arms!
Brothers and sisters of the vanilla-wedge, we must rise up against this sort of filth and depravity!
Thursday, April 5th, 2007
12:01 am
A song about ice cream
This little filk is entitled "My Love Likes Vanilla", and is by watervole. It's sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean", and first appeared here almost three years ago.

I fancy some maple and pecan, with a sprinkling of chocolate chip,
And toffee and raspberry ripple and maybe a walnut whip.
    Ice cream, ice cream, my love likes vanilla ice cream, ice cream,
    Ice cream, ice cream, my love likes vanilla ice cream.
I want to explore rum and raisin, and work my tongue round chocolate mint,
And try the taste of tutti frutti, do you think I should drop him a hint?
    Ice cream…
I fancy a Neapolitan, all smothered in chocolate sauce,
And to follow, a funky monkey, makes an interesting second course.
    Ice cream…

I offered my true love some phish food, the best that the Co-op could get,
But he went for the caramel sutra: there may some hope for him yet!
    Ice cream…
Sunday, April 1st, 2007
11:01 am
Sarah and I swapped control of power last night.

She nipped round behind and deftly slipped it in!

I suddenly got a lot brighter and felt I could go on for hours and hours!

Current Mood: Cheeky
Monday, January 15th, 2007
10:22 am
Note to self...
When one goes to bed at 11:30pm after 3 glasses of Winter Pimms on a school night it is advisable to go to sleep.
Do not get all amorous and start having a cuddle and a wiggle as you will undoubtably end up very tired in the morning, espcecially if your eldet son has a nightmare in the middle of the night and insists on you getting up and keeping him company for a bit.
Even if it was lots of fun.
If you are likely to get all amorous it is advisable to go to bed early so that you don't feel like shit the next day.

Current Mood: tired
Thursday, January 4th, 2007
3:54 pm
Sex When Baking A Bun

Horny all the time, even when feeling the morning sickness
Extra sensitive
Feels naughty in a good/b> way


Flange seems to have shrunk
Cock seems too big
Dammit, this is how I got into this mess to begin with

Current Mood: artistic
Wednesday, October 4th, 2006
10:02 pm
Interesting effect of moving house...
As many of you know we have moved recently, so obviously we have had to find new places for our stuff.
One such item is our bedside light, which I discovered yesterday morning getting dressed now casts a shadow as I stand in front of it onto the bedroom wall and gives a whole new meaning to the words "shadow puppets".
The shadow of my breast is approximately 3 foot tall and rather impressive if I say so myself!
New games are always good :)

Current Mood: cheerful
Sunday, October 1st, 2006
8:02 am
We had such plans for last night.
We were both in the mood and had made secret plans all day whispering in corners.
My sister was supposed to be turning up at some point, but hadn't appeared, so just as we were about to get the boys in the bath sherlock_42 said "Wouldn't it be typical if she showed up later?" and then he saw her out the window!
She has just gone through a messy divorce, a rebound love affair and got dumped, and lots of other shit, so she brought a bottle of wine with her and wanted to talk, and talk.
She left just before 9pm, but we hadn't even eaten, and had lost the mood by then.
This afternoon the grandparents arrive to stay for 2 weeks.
So unfair!
I suppose we will just have to make our excuses and keep the noise down!

Current Mood: disappointed
Saturday, September 30th, 2006
2:18 pm
Pub Quiz!
Dance of the seven veils.....
Where do they all go???

Current Mood: silly
Monday, September 4th, 2006
11:40 am
Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
9:10 pm
I appear to have found someone who will print a stylised vanilla-molecule on a t-shirt.
I've ordered mine and if it's nice I'll model it here and let you know where to buy one.

At this rate I might even get round to the badges.
Monday, July 3rd, 2006
8:24 pm
Sex inna bedroom: Good
Sex inna tent: Good
Sex inna kitchen: Good
Sex inna lounge: Good
Sex outside of the tent1 in a field full of occupied caravans... Shameless

1 Ok, we didn't get too far, I was less drunk and more aware of the fact my extended-family's house overlooks that part of the field.

Current Mood: bouncy
Tuesday, June 27th, 2006
8:21 pm
Been A While?
So. Favourite shag places. Where are they? I'll start this off:

in a tent
someone else's house
on a grassy hill with a view of your favourite rock pub
not where someone else can see

Current Mood: cheerful
Tuesday, June 20th, 2006
2:39 pm
Good Advice?
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women: report here

Current Mood: bemused
Saturday, June 24th, 2006
9:19 am
Have just had a lovely night with the boys staying at their grandparents, so we woke up and had a little play - I decided to get sherlock_42 to lie on his side and started stroking his back and then moved down and moved my hands between his legs and approached him that way, which was rather mind-blowing apparently - but has made his legs ache!!!
(Do most men keep their legs straight and stretched out when being touched?)
Also on the weird side I had to stop myself at one point asking him what colour something was! It just made sense to me it would be purple!
That was fun - but we are now starving - got to go get a greasy fry up!

Current Mood: horny
Sunday, June 18th, 2006
5:13 pm
Stormy and Steamy
Thinks that it is going to storm. Hmm. Is it un-Vanilla to want to do rudies with your Significant Other, in the stormy rain?

Opinions, please!

Current Mood: exhaustedly knackered
Friday, June 16th, 2006
12:45 am
Another Newbie
Big hi there to the community.

From what I've read so far, looks like I'll fit right in here :P
Just because I'm fixated on the hors d'oeuvre, doesn't mean I don't enjoy entree too!

In fact I can't see a reason why the hors d'oeuvre can't be desert too.

(blush). Hmm... (thinks " probably too much for a first post")

Glances at clock - Damn, it's late, better go to bed now.

Night all

Current Mood: sleepy
Monday, June 5th, 2006
1:27 am
Bad and Wrong (and geeky)
Saturday's Dr Who episode contained a 'slave race' - the Uood - who apparently felt they were worthless if not following orders, had been bred into servitude etc.etc.

I'm afraid I enquired as to whether they had been picked up in sub-space.

Terribly sorry, let the side down there.
Saturday, June 3rd, 2006
8:44 am
Well the nipple furore certainly got us in the mood!
Mr lproven has a mammoth post and comments with regard to LJ's stupid decision that breastfeeding default icons are obscene.
So we decided a protest was called for, and posted an old photo of me and Daniel in the bath when he was a baby (as I couldn't breastfeed, so don't have any of that)
lproven said that he liked it but couldn't see enough nipple, so we had to work out how the timer worked on the camera and do a new photo - that was so much fun it got us right in the mood and we had a lovely time with lots of pretty colours - most dramatic was a silky dark purple flower, huge and spiky.
I never thought a protest would be so much fun ;)

Current Mood: horny
Wednesday, May 31st, 2006
9:42 pm
An interesting side effect.....
My favourite one of my "images" that I get when we are enjoying nice vanilla good old-fashioned shag is a pine forest with a beautiful blue lake at the bottom of a steep hill.
This week we were staying at "Sequoia Lodge" in EuroDisney and it is surrounded by pine trees which had the odd effect of making me feel rather uncomfortable and horny - uncomfortable as we were sharing a room with the boys, next door (with an internal door) to the in-laws so had inforced celebacy and it was very weird - I have never found pine trees a turn on before!!!!
Roll on tomorrow night - I am too knackered tonight!
It was rather nice though - I kept having to give sherlock_42 big hugs and having deep satisfying sighs!
Love is great!
Had a good holiday too :D

Another odd thing is that 2 weeks ago I finally plucked up the courage to ask my mum about it - apparently it can be hereditary - well, she has never had anything like it, but was fascinated, and now keeps asking me if I have had any good colours or images lately!! We have never had that much in depth conversations about sex before - very weird - I felt like a teenager again!!
I suppose I need to find out if she has mentioned it to dad and if he gets any!

Current Mood: horny
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